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Complete Ordination Kit
Our most modestly-priced option
Contains: 1 Ordination certificiate, 1 Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch, 1 Dudefish patch, 2 Dudefish stickers, 1 Bumper sticker and 1 Letter of Good Standing. Purchased individually all this would cost $31.00, so the kit saves you more than 35%. Individual items are detailed below.
(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or there will be no name and date on your certificate. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)
Can't remember the date you were ordained? Email us your name and the email you probably ordained under and we'll let you know. |
$31.00 $20.00
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Ordination Certificate
It really ties the room together
Printed on antiqued parchment paper with an impressive embossed gold seal, this personalized and easily-frameable certificate shows everyone that you're an ordained Dudeist Priest. It makes a valued addition to your private residence, office, or what-have-you.
(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or there will be no name and date on your certificate. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)
Can't remember the date you were ordained? Email us your name and the email you probably ordained under and we'll let you know. |
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$10.00
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Actual size: 8.5" x 11"
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Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch
The Dudeist seal of iron-on approval
Sanctify any item of clothing, backpack or bag easily with this intricately-embroidered iron-on patch. Our yin-yang bowling ball logo is even fashioned with special glow-in-the-dark thread.
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Actual size: almost 3 inches wide
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Dudefish Patch
Easily the most easygoing religious emblem around
Every religion has some version of the original fish emblem. Ours is probably the most casual. Flip flops and sunglasses ensure that our Dudefish is never out of his element. Easily iron-on to any textile.
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Actual size: 3.5 inches x 1.75 inches |
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Dudefish Sticker
Spread the Dude word everywhere you go
Earn the respect and admiration of like-minded folks everywhere with this easy-to-apply sparkly chrome sticker of the beloved, abideful Dudefish. Great for vehicles, briefcases, musical instruments, windows, and just about anything with a flat surface.
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Actual size: 4.25 inches x 2.25 inches
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Bumper Sticker
Turn any car into a bona-fide Dudemobile
Show the world you're an officially-ordained Dudeist Priest. Bound to earn you the respect of other drivers and put everyone on the road in a more mellow mood.
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Actual size: 3.25 inches x 10.75 inches
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Letter of Good Standing
Often required by the local authorities
In order to allow you to perform priestly duties (marriages, etc.), some U.S. State governments require a letter of good standing attesting to the fact that you are in fact an ordained minister.
Personalized, signed and embossed.
(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or we will not be able to issue the letter. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)
Can't remember the date you were ordained? Email us your name and the email you probably ordained under and we'll let you know. |
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$5.00
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Printed T-Shirts, Mugs, Caps, etc.
Visit our partner stores for other goods
Wearables, shareables and what-have-you. Tee-shirts, hoodies, coffee mugs, etc. Brought to you by Printfection, Spreadshirt, and Cafepress.
Visit our Printfection store (clothing)
Visit our Spreadshirt store (clothing)
Visit our Cafepress store (other stuff)
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Donate
Help us achieve!
We'd like to spend more time spreading the Dude word and less time at our day job, so if anyone likes what we're doing and wants to donate to the cause, you know us, we can't complain. Thankee.
Our solemn guarantee: your money will go directly to help promote Dudeism and will not be spent by our staff on white russians and oat sodas.
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Suggestions
Help keep our store limber
Got some ideas for stuff you'd like to see us provide? We welcome any and all suggestions, criticisms and praise. Please let us know. |
